Friday, December 18, 2009

Christmas Gifts

TOP TEN GIFTS YOUR WIFE DOES NOT WANT FOR CHRISTMAS
1. A car wash kit
2. A table saw
3. Two all-day passes to Formula One competition
4. Armpit shaving kit.
5. Five-year subscription to Sports Illustrated
6. Custom engraved bowling ball
7. fake LV bag
8. Rambo Trilogy on DVD
9. New satellite dish with BBC and CNN
10. Three-year membership to Weight-Watchers Clinic















TOP TEN GIFTS YOUR HUSBAND DOES NOT WANT FOR CHRISTMAS
1. Complete episodes of Oprah show Edition 2009 with extra footage
2. wind chimes
3. Tickets to the ballet
4. Another new tie
5. A Bodyshop soap Basket
6. New teddy bear table cushion for hand phone
7. Vacuum cleaner
8. A weekend seminar on "Getting in Touch With Your Feelings"
9. Pair of fuzzy Hello Kitty slippers
10. A nose and ear hair trimmer (OK, well maybe.)

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