Asshole

Hey folks, due to the delicate nature of the subject,  you don't expect me to put up the exact photo of the title in concern, right?  that would be too gross !








Someone I encountered today reminds me of a mutual friend who put up for 2 weeks in my home years ago. I had just been transferred overseas for work then, surviving on a meager salary. He and I have a lot of differences in terms of point of view, habits and how we spend money. “Why don’t you buy a Prada bag?” he asked.


Dainty as he was, this young man criticized among many things, the quality of toilet paper that I bought. “These are too coarse and hard for my delicate skin.” He said. Whatever the reason, I could not understand his need to bring up that subject to his friends. So later on, among everyone, I was known to have a cheap asshole and he has an expensive asshole. How naïve I was, thinking that toilet papers are toilet papers, assholes are assholes. I was unaware of the classification.


Instead of lamenting, why didn’t he buy a higher quality product for the two weeks’ stay. After all, he slept in my apartment for free. It would be nice for me to try some high quality paper, just self pampering for once.

Now I know why. It was not about he having a delicate asshole. The asshole was he.