Thursday, January 21, 2010

For every 2 nice girls, there is always a bitch. Out of my 3 female colleagues, one of them is bossy, selfish and petty.


Apply this formula to another category, it works too.

For every 2 nice polite dining guests, there is always a demanding hell cat.

“I want a pizza with MORE meat. I mean more more, not just a few thin slices of salame.” She squeaked.
Anyone who wishes to have more meat would have ordered a beef steak instead. Perhaps she does not know that pizza was invented by the poor, using left over available in the kitchen; flour, some tomatoes sauces, water. Whatever additional ingredients found (like bits and pieces of salame, olive) was added to make a variety. So in a pizza, there will never be “more meat” because it was originally a poor man’s food.

Another guest complained: “I don’t like it. Next time ask your chef to make thinner spaghetti. They are so thick, I have difficulty swallowing it.” Maybe she needs to know that there are numerous kind of pasta. Spaghetti comes in various sizes. If she is not so ignorant, she could have ordered thinner pasta forms like vermicelli, linguine, bucatini, spaghetti no 5, no 7, tagliatelle, fusilli, farfalle etc. The next time before one starts to complain, it is better to get some basic knowledge of things. Otherwise apart from being a bitch, one risks to be imbecilic too.


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